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posted by Jason 12:23 AM
It's been a very long week and I still have homework I want to do before tomorrow so that I can make a few weeks of strips in the morning.
I feel like I've been run over by a car, and I want to die, but I also feel better about myself than I have in a long time.
Perhaps I'll document my first week of college in the comic somehow.
posted by Jason 11:54 PM
Hey there,
sorry I haven't done much this week. It's been kind of crazy.
I will have some comics up for next week, so keep coming back.
Jason
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posted by Jason 11:15 PM
Ok, I don't do this well, but I'm begging.
Please donate anything you can.
The support my comic link is in the menu-bar to the right, or if you would like to have something to show for your generosity there's always the Biblebot store.
Thanks
Jason
posted by Jason 3:09 PM
First off, I'm a bit nervous.
I have to be at my college in approximately 10 hours.
I have never so much wanted and been afraid of something as much as this, but it has taken me 9 years after high school to realise this s what I want and need.
It's like every single commencement speech cliche you've ever heard rolled into one. I am on the cusp of a great journey in a boat made out of books....
I'm spending the night with my grandmother the baptist. She will make for fuck's sake sure that i am the hell out of bed in time for orientation.
Bluurgh.
I would probably like and want to speak to my grandmother more if every other sentence out of her mouth wasn't a thinly veiled hint that i'm a fucking heathenand i'm going stright to hell... what a thing to hear from your grandmother. Well, I've been hearing it for the last 24 years, and I'm the one she likes.
Fucking hell i've said fuck a lot in this post... oh the fuck well.
I realise this however, I am going to have a life. I will rise above this poverty pit and become somefuckingbody. Goddam, that felt good. I'm off for a piss and a cigarette.
Maybe I'll work on my James Dean impression. It's all in the Marlboros you know.
posted by Jason 10:43 PM
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posted by Jason 2:24 AM
Here's a joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"And," Holmes asked, "what does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a moment.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are but small and insignificant and finally, meteorologically, I suspect that that we will have a beautiful day for hiking tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"It tells me, Watson, that some bastard has stolen our tent."
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posted by Jason 11:25 PM
Have you ever wondered what your purpose in life is?
I do all the time. I think that ultimately it is to show people the folly of religious fundamentalism. I can't think of anything more dangerous than a nut with a gun plugging people because his comic book told him to, except maybe a few hundred thousand of the same.
How many of you have an idea of what your purpose is?
Come discuss it in the forum. You'll find it in the menu to your left.
Or you can contact me directly here.
posted by Jason 1:32 AM
OK, I'm going to post some weird ass cartoons in about an hour. I'm supposed to get my actual computer back on Monday or Tuesday. So maybe I'll just make some weird shit and post it.Here goes.
posted by Jason 6:05 PM
This is so frustrating! I can't edit my comic because everything was on my other hard drive, and the loaner computer they gave me has about a thimble full of memory. I swear to all that is good and sweet and pure in this universe that I will have something for you, it might not be Biblebot, but it will be fun.
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